Ghosting: The act of completely and totally ignoring a person, place or thing as if it does not exist. I have never been a fan of it. Not in dating life, relationships, not when jobs or interviewers do it; it’s so wrong. But tomorrow, it’s so right. Tomorrow, we ghost Valentine’s Day.
Here is your cheat guide (complete with pictures) for all those…emotions.
10. For Goodness Sake, Flirt
If you suck at it, practice. Test out pick up lines on a [non-judgmental] friend. Role play with a friend of the opposite sex. Make sure you know exactly what that new slang word you’re planning to use means before you use it in a sentence…
How do you know if someone means what they text and texts what they mean? Never fear, your translator is here. Time to clear up those blurred lines and read between the lies. Here’s what that message REALLY meant:
That’s a long way down… That floor-to-floor journey can be the most awkward 30 seconds of your life. It’s too quiet or too loud or too smelly and everyone is thinking the same thing: JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE **raise your hand if you’ve ever gotten off at a floor that wasn’t even your real stop because you just couldn’t take it anymore… 🙋 Though the ride may be brief, there are some…
We say good morning but what’s REALLY good?
Allow me to remind you about how dope you are.
Whoops. His/her/their/our/SOMEbody’s bad…
We all have them in our lives. They lurk behind coffee counters. They’re at the gas pump not even pumping. They have one goal in mind: the they’re just past the peas at the grocery store. (And if you don’t know a negative Nancy, you’re it)… Here’s how to deal: 1. Purchase some noise-cancelling headphones. I recommend Beats by Dre, or Bose QuietComfort. Noise is the new rude. 2. Don’t agree with them. Whenever they start their woe-is-me…
NOT TO BAE:
They are in a relationship.
Wait…what? Why do I even have to write this.